Reports biggest quarterly profit in U.S. history.
All together now - Thanks, Dubya!
In small numbers, anyway.
Go ahead. Tell me again how this is good for everyone.
Assuming there will be no-change in oil prices in 3 months is 34% more accurate than the “experts” predictions.
People will take a smaller reward now vs a larger reward at a later time. The companies trying to sell you stuff are well aware of this.
One of the most striking aspects of our political discourse, particularly during election time, is how efficiently certain views that deviate from the elite consensus are banished from sight — simply prohibited — even when those views are held by the vast majority of citizens.
Beavis & Bush-head
Bush Priceless
Furious George
Baghdad Dick Cheney
Congratulations, mankind. The pinnacle of human achievement occurred 39 years ago.
Shouldn’t we have put a man on Mars and cured cancer by now? Shouldn’t we all be zooming around in our zero-emissions flying cars while being waited on by our robot servants?
Here we are on our warming planet, still fighting each other over stupid things while our fellow humans die of starvation and disease. On this 39th anniversary of the moon landing you’ve got to wonder, if we put a man on the Moon in 1969, then why is the world still a terrible mess in 2008?
We aren’t made happy by the things we think will make us happy.
That news is stressing me out. Pass the donuts.